This page is for Katy Perry satire jokes which seems to be very very popular.
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Katy Perry once wore red sneakers; she now thinks she is Dorothy.
Katy Perry used baby oil one time and now she’s on trial with Diddy.
Katy Perry ate Spinach once now she’s Popeye..
Katy Perry slapped the French President, now she’s the First Lady of France!
Katy Perry once snapped into a Slim Jim; She now thinks she is Macho Man Randy Savage.
Katy Perry stopped her microwave from beeping when her food was done at 1 second left and now she is an expert on explosives.
Katy Perry once yelled “yeehaw” on a hayride. Now she thinks she’s the Marlboro Man.
Katy Perry slapped Chris Rock, now she thinks she’s Will Smith.
Katy Perry once wanted to play; She now thinks she is Chucky.
Katy Perry fired someone and now thinks she’s Donald Trump.
Katy Perry once told a barista “I’ll be back” after forgetting her wallet. now she thinks she is The Terminator.
Katy Perry used an autopen and now she’s Joe Biden.
Katy Perry unclogged her own toilet after a BIG ONE once and now thinks she’s a plumber.
Katy Perry once sang ‘I’m an Excavator’—now she thinks she’s Blippi.
Katy Perry wore a bandana one time and now thinks she’s Rambo.
Katy Perry underwent surgery to remove a rib. Now she’s one of the beautiful people.
Katy Perry watched WWE once and now thinks she’s Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Katy Perry jumped a curb once and now thinks she does her own stunts.
Katy Perry got into one little fight and her mom got scared, now she thinks she’s the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Katy Perry watched William and Kate one time and now thinks she’s the Queen of England.
Katy Perry once ate a tater tot. Now she’s able to shoot a freaking 12 gauge!
Katy Perry threw goldfish crackers off a boat once. Now she’s a captain. Ahoy!
Katy Perry shot a basketball and now she thinks she’s Michael Jordan.
Katy Perry once duct-taped a bumper. Now she’s giving TED Talks titled “Fixing Your Life with 3M.”
Katy Perry read a fortune cookie and now thinks she can tell the future.
Katy Perry ate a box of chocolates, now she’s Forrest Gump.
Katy Perry once borrowed her cousin’s stud finder. Now she goes by “General Perry” and only answers to radio calls.
Katy Perry bit an Apple and now thinks she’s Steve Jobs.
Katy Perry fell asleep during a Congressional meeting and now she’s a Democrat politician.
Katy Perry acted one time and now thinks she’s Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
Katy Perry called someone a candy ass once. Now she’s Dwayne Johnson.
Katy Perry played Call of Duty once and now thinks she’s in the ARMY.
Katy Perry called someone brother and now thinks she’s Hulk Hogan.
Katy Perry went to Old McDonald’s farm and now thinks she’s a farmer.
Katy Perry once wore overalls. Now she thinks she’s a corn farmer in Brooksville at Frazier Farms.
Katy Perry flossed one time and now thinks she’s a dentist.
Katy Perry brushed her teeth this morning and became a dentist!
Katy Perry’s knees were weak, and her arms were heavy, she even vomited mom‘s spaghetti on her sweater. Now she’s Eminem.
Katy Perry ate her mom’s spaghetti. Now she thinks she is Eminem.
Katy Perry once ate mom’s spaghetti. She now thinks she is Eminem
Katy Perry watched Greys Anatomy and now thinks she’s a doctor.
Katy Perry once bought that for a dollar and she now thinks she is Robocop.
Katy Perry jumped on a trampoline and thought she was in space.
Katy Perry rode a horse and now thinks she’s in the rodeo.
Katy Perry rode a skateboard and now thinks she’s Tony Hawk.
Katy Perry once introduced her little friend, now she thinks she is the godfather..
Katy Perry watched Law & Order and now thinks she’s a judge.
Katy Perry washed a dish and now thinks she’s a housewife.
Katy Perry rode a bike and now thinks she’s Lance Armstrong
Katy Perry held a baby and now thinks she’s a mother
Katy Perry watched WWE and now thinks she’s the Undertaker
Katy Perry once listened to Kung-Fu fighting and now thinks she is Bruce Lee.
Katy Perry watched the West Wing and now thinks she’s the President.
Katy Perry once threw a Frisbee and now thinks she is Captain America.
Katy Perry heard it was nurses week and became a nurse.
Katy Perry watched UFC one time and now thinks she’s the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Katy Perry went ice skating and turned into Tonya Harding.
Katy Perry read Harry Potter and now thinks she’s J.K. Rowling.
Katy Perry picked up a rock and became a geologist.
Katy Perry moved a chair and now thinks she’s an Olympic power lifter.
Katy Perry watched COPS once and now believes she’s a police officer.
Katy Perry played tennis and now she thinks she’s Serena Williams.
Katy Perry ate a slice of pizza and now thinks she’s a pizza slut.
Katy Perry saw a Kiss rock concert and now thinks she’s Gene Simmons.
Katy Perry raced a old lady across a road and now thinks she’s an Olympic track star.
Katy Perry kicked a soccer ball and became Lionel Messi.
Katy Perry flipped a burger and became a McDonald’s worker.
Katy Perry watched Walker Texas Rangers and now thinks she’s Chuck Norris.
Katy Perry threw a baseball and now thinks she’s Babe Ruth.
Katy Perry blew out a candle and became a firefighter.
Katy Perry went to the circus and now thinks she’s Siegfried and Roy.
Katy Perry once fixed a leaky faucet. Now she thinks she’s the regional manager of Home Depot.
Katy Perry once saw a squirrel and called it “darlin.” Now she thinks she runs a wildlife sanctuary in Alabama.
Katy Perry once voted in a school board election. Now she thinks she’s the Secretary of State.
Katy Perry once bought fireworks at a gas station and now she thinks she runs a Fourth of July supply empire.
Katy Perry once touched a parking meter and now she thinks she’s Adrian Monk.
Katy Perry once used Gorilla Glue and now she thinks she’s Bob the Builder.
Katy Perry once used duct tape on her shoe and now she thinks she’s a general contractor.
Katy Perry once got a sunburn at a music festival and now she thinks she’s a desert mystic named Moonflower.
Katy Perry once heard a train whistle in the distance and now she thinks she’s a drifter named ToolmanTim.
Katy Perry once watched one episode of Deadliest Catch. Now she thinks she’s a crab fisherman named Ron.
Katy Perry threw a football and became Tom Brady.
Katy Perry once stood in front of a fan. Now she thinks she’s Taylor Swift on tour.
Katy Perry cooked dinner and now thinks she’s Gordon Ramsey.
Katy Perry played mini golf and became the female Tiger Woods.
Katy Perry watched hockey one time and now plays in the NHL.
Katy Perry once swore while cooking at Bayport Inn … and now she thinks she is Gordon Ramsey.
Katy Perry once put syrup on her pancakes and now she thinks she’s Aunt Jemima.
Katy Perry once spoke to her car. She now thinks she is Michael Knight.
Katy Perry went on a Safari so now she’s Steve Irwin.
Katy Perry once had a margarita and now she thinks she is Tom Cruise.
Katy Perry stood in a puddle so now she’s a deep sea diver.
Katy Perry once waxed her car and she now thinks she is The Karate Kid.
Katy Perry had one kombucha and now thinks she’s a wellness influencer named Sage.
Katy Perry once microwaved a burrito at 3am. Now she thinks she’s a single dad in a custody battle.
Katy Perry once said “say my name” during karaoke and now she thinks she’s Heisenberg.
Katy Perry once made eye contact with a goat and now thinks she’s a Capricorn shaman.
Katy Perry once sang It’s A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood and now she thinks she is Mister Rogers.
Katy Perry changed her shoes and now she thinks she’s Mr. Roger
Katy Perry once wore crocs to Target and now thinks she’s Post Malone.
Katy Perry saw a picture of herself with red eyes and now she thinks she’s Mothman.
Katy Perry once used a crockpot. Now she thinks she’s a Southern grandma.
Katy Perry once voted. She now thinks she is the President.
Katy Perry once bought a Dyson. Now she thinks she’s a tornado.
Katy Perry once saw a horse… now she thinks she won the Kentucky Derby.
Katy Perry once got a frog in her throat. She now thinks she is Miss Piggy.
Katy Perry once wore a feather boa. Now she thinks she’s Miss Piggy on a comeback tour.
Katy Perry once used dry shampoo. Now she thinks she’s Albert Einstein.
Katy Perry once planted a tomato. Now she thinks she’s a homesteader named Bev who barters eggs for goat milk.
Katy Perry once called Major Tom; she now thinks she is Ziggy Stardust.
Katy Perry once used a headlamp to find her keys and now believes she’s the regional manager of a coal mine that doesn’t exist, named Dusty Gale.
Katy Perry once read half a horoscope and now insists she’s an Appalachian oracle named Madam Fern who gives relationship advice through possum bones and expired Lip Smackers.
Katy Perry once won $4 on a scratch-off at a gas station and now insists she’s a backwoods oil baron named Donna Gold who owns half the town.
Katy Perry once hosted a potluck at a Unitarian church and now believes she’s the high priestess of an underground casserole cult that meets under fluorescent lighting and worships at the altar of Cream of Mushroom.
Katy Perry once picked up a stick in the woods and now believes she’s a self-taught survivalist named Fern who drinks creek water and talks to raccoons for advice.
Katy Perry once baked a pie for the county fair and now swears she’s a 1952 Midwest housewife named Midge
Katy Perry once rode a mechanical bull at a state fair and now swears she’s a retired rodeo queen named Dusty Lorraine.
